Sherlock Texting War 12

Sherlock Texting War 12

W: Sherlock, I'm home. Saw Mycroft today.

SH: Oh? What happened?

W: Well, he seemed vexed. Someone painted his umbrella bright pink with green polka dots and dyed his suit purple.

W: I can see why he'd be vexed.

W: It's like when you poured shaving cream into my mouth while I was asleep.

W: Annoyed me too.

W: ...

W: Sherlock?

W: Sherlock, are you here?

W: You're not playing a prank on me right?

SH: ...can you come up?

W: Why?

W: Excuse me for being wary, but the last time you asked me to come up it involved a weight, a rope, a blowtorch, and the window.

SH: ...Do I have to explain?

W: Yes.

SH: ...Fine. I was sitting in my chair, gluing the iguana to a string to hang in your closet

W: WHAT?!

SH: but then the iguana got angry, hit me in the face with its tail

W: pfft

SH: jumped on the glue, and ran off. The glue squirted onto my hand, and I put my hand down on the chair, and now I'm stuck.

W: pfffffffffffft

SH: I can hear you laughing.

W: IT'S FUNNY

SH: Not for me! That bloody iguana ate my tobacco, swallowed my cocaine bottle, and now it glued my hand to the chair!

W: I'm liking the iguana.

SH: Can you come up?!

SH: This time I'll only have the blowtorch and the window.