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Sherlock Texting War 14
SH: Have you seen the iguana?
W: No.
SH: I'd like to.
W: Why?
SH: I have a score to settle with that iguana.
SH: Plus a whole list of where I'm going to hide it to scare you.
W:...sometimes I wonder why I unglued you from the chair.
SH: I was glued to a chair?
SH: Have you seen the iguana?
W: No.
SH: I'd like to.
W: Why?
SH: I have a score to settle with that iguana.
SH: Plus a whole list of where I'm going to hide it to scare you.
W:...sometimes I wonder why I unglued you from the chair.
SH: I was glued to a chair?
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Texting: Part Three
SH: Getting milk
JW: You? Get milk? Are you feeling well?
SH: Yes I was just passing the store and I thought we needed milk. I bought four gallons.
JW: Thank you... please leave on whole entire gallon free from experimentation. And I don't mean between the four jugs- I want one whole jug to myself!
SH: But I've gotten them for a purpose. What do you mean leave a whole gallon? I need them.
JW: I should have known. You only told me because you didn't want me to use them, didn't you?
SH: Yes. They are in the fridge. I will be back later. For now, Lestrade has me at a new case. Solved easily, leave my milk alone.
JW: Next to the severed he
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Texting: Part Four
SH: Bored.
JW: I'm eating dinner with Sarah. Hack my computer and update your website or something.
SH: But I have not had any good cases in a while and thus am bored... Hope you don't need your pillow.
JW: What have you done this time?
(...)
SH: I'm behind bars. Scotland Yard got a bit jumpy and so when I came on the scene... Bring a cake with a metal file.
JW: Are you serious? How is it you still have your phone? Cake? Not pie with a laser or a crumpet with a lock pick? What flavor would you prefer?
SH: Chocolate, though if you could find a laser I'd prefer that. And I told them I would rather text than have my phone call.
JW: And t
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Texting: Part One
SH: Bored.
JW: I'm sorry. Pester someone else. I'm working.
SH: No.
JW: What do you want me to do?
SH: Something entertaining.
JW: And what qualifies as "entertaining" to you?
SH: I don't know, just do something. I'm bored. Or find me another serial murder case or something. My mind is stagnant, John, stagnant.
JW: Why don't you ask Lestrade or your homeless network?
SH: They're boring.
JW: And I'm somehow not?
SH: Yes.
JW: How is that?
SH: They're stupid.
JW: You think I am intelligent and Lestrade isn't?
SH: No, I think you're simply more intelligent. He is not.
JW: I see... Well, flattery, intended or not, will get you nowhe
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"I was glued to a chair?" XDDD