Sherlock Texting War 2

Sherlock Texting War 2

SH: Never shopping with you again.

W: UNGLUE THE IGUANA!

SH: NO

W: Where are you, anyway?

SH: I'm hiding in a sandwich shop. Not telling you where.

W: You'll have to come out sooner or later.

SH: Mmmmmmm...No. Busy.

W: Uh huh. I bet in about 3 seconds you'll say you're bored.

SH: No.

...

SH: John, I'm bored.

W: Called it.

SH: Oh ha ha.

SH: I'm seriously never going shopping with you again.

W: Chicken.

SH: Did you get what I asked for?

W: Yes. Don't blow anything up.

SH: When have I ever blown anything up?

W:...

W: Tower of London.

SH: Not my fault! The stupid guard wouldn't let me in!

W: Bakery on the corner.

SH: Accident. Didn't think a flaming can of shaving foam could actually fly that far.

W: A taxi.

SH: Okay, yeah, that was on purpose. Who charges 20 pounds as a fare?

W: AND you lit me on fire!

SH: You have to admit, that was hilarious.

W: NO it wasn't.

SH: Yes.

W: And you're not in a sandwich shop, you're downstairs!

SH: About time you figured that out.

SH: Oh wait, that's not good.

SH: You're still mad at me.

SH: Damn.

SH:...Well, got to run.

W: I won't kill you if you clean the bloody flat.

SH: Or I could pretend to go along with it and scramble out the window...

W: As soon as you're upstairs, I'll be waiting outside the window with the VERY SHARP poker.

SH: ...I'll clean the flat.