Sherlock Texting War 33
W: WHAT THE HECK?!
W: YOU HIT ME IN THE NECK WITH A CHEESECAKE! WHY DID YOU HIT ME IN THE NECK WITH A CHEESECAKE?!
W: AND CHEESE CUBES?! WHY DID YOU PELT ME WITH CHEESE CUBES?!
W: WHAT THE-WAS THAT A GRAPE?
W: DID YOU JUST TRY TO HIT ME WITH A GRAPE?!
SH: WELL, WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO THROW YOU?!
A Random Guy: A nuclear bomb.
W: NO DON'T THROW THAT!
SH: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SQUIRT ME WITH JUICE?!
W: IT'S REVENGE FOR EARLIER!!!!
SH: WHY ARE YOU THROWING LETTUCE NOW?! YOU'RE WASTING TURTLE FOOD!!
SH: NOW IT'S SEAWEED?! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET SEAWEED?!
SH: OW! OW! IS THAT RICE?! YOU'RE THROWING RICE NOW?!
SH: OH SH*T IS THAT A PINEAPPLE?!
SH: MYCROFT!! HELP ME!!
MH: I am not in this conflict!
SH: THANKS A FREAKING LOT!!
MH: You're quite welcome.
MH: Actually, hold on a moment.
SH: WHAT THE!!
SH: I ASKED FOR HELP, NOT POPCORN!!!
MH: On the contrary, I believe yellow is one of your best colors.
SH: AAAAAAH!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH A CHAINSAW?! I DON'T EVEN OWN A CHAINSAW!!
L: I'll need that back when you're done.
W: Okay, no problem.
SH: I HATE YOU ALL!!
MH: You're welcome.
SH: I'M HATING THIS
L: I'm LOVING this!
SH: WHAT THE-
SH: WAS THAT A DUCK?!
MH: Of course not!
MH: That was a goose.
SH: WHY ARE THERE RAW EGGS SPLATTERED ALL DOWN MY FRONT?!
SH: AW, HELL, THIS IS MY FAVORITE TRENCHCOAT!
W: THIS! IS! SPARTA!!!!
MH: No, it's England.
W: Close enough