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Sherlock Texting War Valentine's Day Part 1

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Sherlock Texting War Valentine's Day Part 1

(Only SORT OF texting...quite a bit of it is talking. But Texting War is the original name, so Texting War it shall be called, if in name only)

SH: Heh heh. Guys, John's moping because it's Valentine's Day, and he doesn't have a date.

MH: Pffft. Is that all?

W: Thaaaaaaaaaanks.

SH: It's funny! You're being ridiculous.

W: It's okay for YOU. If you ever wanted to fall in love, Molly Hooper would still have a crush on you. So you could go to her.

SH: She what?

SH: Oh.

SH: EW.

MH: Ahaha.

SH: You too?

MH: Of course.

W: The Holmes boys, destined to be single and lonely all their lives.

SH: That's good, isn't it?

MH: Yes. That's very good.

W: For you, maybe. You don't care about anything except murders and politics.

SH: XP

MH: Ha.

JM: Hey! Is this a party for single lonely people who are happy about it?

SH: Welcome! You just arrived at it.

JM: Yay! Hey John.

W: *rolls eyes*

W: Honestly. I think you guys are alone in this. I doubt anyone else would WANT to join YOU-

L: Hey, is this a party for single lonely people?

W: ...Bye.
This is an old one. I know, it's not Valentine's Day, don't get your trenchcoat in a knot!

Right now, I feel compelled to write this up simply by the fact that BBC Sherlock shimejis--present company being four Johns, no FIVE Johns, one Lestrade, three Mycrofts, one Moriarty, and one very disgruntled looking Sherlock--are crawling around my screen.

Never mind. SIX Johns.
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Morgana-Jones's avatar
I don't have a trenchcoat! Unfortunatly....