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Sherlock Texting War Valentine's Day Part 2
SH: John.
SH: John!
SH: Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn!
W: WHAT?
SH: Come join the party for single lonely people!
W: Whatever. As long as you stop blowing holes in the wall.
JM: Hi John!
L: Hi John!
MH: Hi John!
I: Hi John!
W: Hi hi hi hi.
W: We appear to be friends with a lot of single lonely people.
SH: Yeah, but they're more fun.
DARKRAISAXOPHONE: Hi guys!
MIKAMM-155: Hi!
ANITA: Hi!
ADI: Heyo!
SUICUNE1216: Hi!
SH: Whoa, why are all you guys here?
DS: Felt like it.
SH: ...COOL!
JM: OW!
JM: SHE JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE!
DS: You are a bastard. You know that?
JM: Your point?
DS: I'll tell you later. That was FUN!
I: Eek. That scary chick with her dark minion is here...
MM: *grins demonically*
I: Eep...
MH: Hello Mika.
MM: Hello Mycroft! Have you tried poking Sherlock with a pencil yet?
MH: Yes. He ran away and told me he was a lamp.
MM: Did you try taking his things?
MH: He said he was a walking, breathing, crime-solving, and-in-all-other-Sherlock-ways-fully-functional lamp.
DS: Me too!
S: HiJohnwhat'supisSherlockdrivingyoucrazyIhadadreamyesterdayaboutbeinginablanketfortwithPKandwehadafruitgardenbutthencameadeadlyfruitvirusthatwipeditoutandthentherewasacheesecakeBUT PK ATE IT!
W: ...Ooooookay...
SH: Ooh! Time for the best part of Valentine's day!
DS: What?
SH: When we chuck chocolate at each other!
W: OW!
SH: OW! AHAHAHA!
DS: ME TOO!
L: Okay!
L: OH CRAP I HIT MIKA
MM: *deliberately pulls out SHARP HUGE needle*
L: OMYGOD!
S: Go dark master, go!
L: AAAAAAAAH!
*fog machine turns on and we can't see anything. Sherlock disappears into the fog*
SH: SNEAK ATTACK!
*When Moriarty turns around in confusion DS runs out and punches him in the back, then Sherlock skids out and crashes into Moriarty*
W: OW!
I: OH NOES NOT THE CHAINSAW!
MH: This is the mildest Valentine's Day yet.
SH: John.
SH: John!
SH: Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn!
W: WHAT?
SH: Come join the party for single lonely people!
W: Whatever. As long as you stop blowing holes in the wall.
JM: Hi John!
L: Hi John!
MH: Hi John!
I: Hi John!
W: Hi hi hi hi.
W: We appear to be friends with a lot of single lonely people.
SH: Yeah, but they're more fun.
DARKRAISAXOPHONE: Hi guys!
MIKAMM-155: Hi!
ANITA: Hi!
ADI: Heyo!
SUICUNE1216: Hi!
SH: Whoa, why are all you guys here?
DS: Felt like it.
SH: ...COOL!
JM: OW!
JM: SHE JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE!
DS: You are a bastard. You know that?
JM: Your point?
DS: I'll tell you later. That was FUN!
I: Eek. That scary chick with her dark minion is here...
MM: *grins demonically*
I: Eep...
MH: Hello Mika.
MM: Hello Mycroft! Have you tried poking Sherlock with a pencil yet?
MH: Yes. He ran away and told me he was a lamp.
MM: Did you try taking his things?
MH: He said he was a walking, breathing, crime-solving, and-in-all-other-Sherlock-ways-fully-functional lamp.
DS: Me too!
S: HiJohnwhat'supisSherlockdrivingyoucrazyIhadadreamyesterdayaboutbeinginablanketfortwithPKandwehadafruitgardenbutthencameadeadlyfruitvirusthatwipeditoutandthentherewasacheesecakeBUT PK ATE IT!
W: ...Ooooookay...
SH: Ooh! Time for the best part of Valentine's day!
DS: What?
SH: When we chuck chocolate at each other!
W: OW!
SH: OW! AHAHAHA!
DS: ME TOO!
L: Okay!
L: OH CRAP I HIT MIKA
MM: *deliberately pulls out SHARP HUGE needle*
L: OMYGOD!
S: Go dark master, go!
L: AAAAAAAAH!
*fog machine turns on and we can't see anything. Sherlock disappears into the fog*
SH: SNEAK ATTACK!
*When Moriarty turns around in confusion DS runs out and punches him in the back, then Sherlock skids out and crashes into Moriarty*
W: OW!
I: OH NOES NOT THE CHAINSAW!
MH: This is the mildest Valentine's Day yet.
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John?
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The response, somewhat delayed after ten minutes or so of nothing, seems oddly diffident in tone.
You shouldn't be awake.
And yet I am. Now who the hell are you? -JW
Nothing and no one. This was a mistake.
He blinked at the texts, feeling a sharp pang in his chest. They sounded so much like Sherlock, but it couldn't- could it?
Why? -JW
There's another long pause before his phone blinks with a response.
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So they'd been here for about half an hour with Sherlock bent over the microscope muttering to himself. John had stopped trying to make sense of what he was saying after the first ten minutes and was now simply hovering over his shoulder, watching and waiting for his inevitable breakthrough.
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Jump.
Jump.
Jump.
He threw the phone behind him, stood a little higher, saying to the angels, "Look. I am about to fall." He hated when people made that mistake- he wasn't going to fall, he was going to- no, he was- jumping.
Spreading his wings for the last time, he leaned towards the ground below.
And fell forward from the sky.
John, from the ground, stood helpless. His angel, he jumped.
And his glorious wings shattered, into the dust.
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Punching Moriarity. Just perfect X3