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Sherlock Texting War Valentine's Day Part 2

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Sherlock Texting War Valentine's Day Part 2

SH: John.

SH: John!

SH: Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn!

W: WHAT?

SH: Come join the party for single lonely people!

W: Whatever. As long as you stop blowing holes in the wall.

JM: Hi John!

L: Hi John!

MH: Hi John!

I: Hi John!

W: Hi hi hi hi.

W: We appear to be friends with a lot of single lonely people.

SH: Yeah, but they're more fun.

DARKRAISAXOPHONE: Hi guys!

MIKAMM-155: Hi!

ANITA: Hi!

ADI: Heyo!

SUICUNE1216: Hi!

SH: Whoa, why are all you guys here?

DS: Felt like it.

SH: ...COOL!

JM: OW!

JM: SHE JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE!

DS: You are a bastard. You know that?

JM: Your point?

DS: I'll tell you later. That was FUN!

I: Eek. That scary chick with her dark minion is here...

MM: *grins demonically*

I: Eep...

MH: Hello Mika.

MM: Hello Mycroft! Have you tried poking Sherlock with a pencil yet?

MH: Yes. He ran away and told me he was a lamp.

MM: Did you try taking his things?

MH: He said he was a walking, breathing, crime-solving, and-in-all-other-Sherlock-ways-fully-functional lamp.

DS: Me too!

S: HiJohnwhat'supisSherlockdrivingyoucrazyIhadadreamyesterdayaboutbeinginablanketfortwithPKandwehadafruitgardenbutthencameadeadlyfruitvirusthatwipeditoutandthentherewasacheesecakeBUT PK ATE IT!

W: ...Ooooookay...

SH: Ooh! Time for the best part of Valentine's day!

DS: What?

SH: When we chuck chocolate at each other!

W: OW!

SH: OW! AHAHAHA!

DS: ME TOO!

L: Okay!

L: OH CRAP I HIT MIKA

MM: *deliberately pulls out SHARP HUGE needle*

L: OMYGOD!

S: Go dark master, go!

L: AAAAAAAAH!

*fog machine turns on and we can't see anything. Sherlock disappears into the fog*

SH: SNEAK ATTACK!

*When Moriarty turns around in confusion DS runs out and punches him in the back, then Sherlock skids out and crashes into Moriarty*

W: OW!

I: OH NOES NOT THE CHAINSAW!

MH: This is the mildest Valentine's Day yet.
My shimejis keep multiplying. AH LESTRADE MOVE YOU ARE BLOCKING THE SCREEN!
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Punching Moriarity. Just perfect X3